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frequently asked questions
Do you only take school requests?
No. All ages are free to contact.
Why do you charge so little? Is it a scam?
In the end, my results speak for themselves. You can believe what you want to believe. I do not scam any of my clients.
Is this an organization?
No. This website and its services are the work of a single individual.
Do you talk to your clients in person?
Depends on the severity of their situation. For particularly risky cases, yes. A phone number to contact will be sent if needed, and meetings will be arranged accordingly.
Will this website close down once you're caught?
I won't get caught.
Are the physical descriptions of you true?
What the hell, sure.
Can I ask for very drastic measures to be taken? You know what I mean.
Yes. You will be charged extra.
How many requests do you complete in a day?
Four. Three if they are particularly difficult.
Do you have any prominent connections in the underworld?
No.
Are weekend requests allowed, if urgent?
Yes. I take requests all days of the week.